I Is Sick Of Ur Idiocy: Rants of a Geek

I'm sick of retarded people on YouTube who act like they're big s***,claiming they know every single damn thing about cars. Especially those V8 muscle birdbrains. So what if they're powerful? There is a saying,"Power is nothing without control",which is completely true,but alas,these muscletards are oblivious to it. They only care about quarter mile timings,yet change the subject when we talk about CIRCUIT/TRACK timings. Gayness much? I think so.

And then there is the lowest of the low V8 fanboys. Disregarding all V8s except for the top-of-the-line models. They always say : "YoUr Pus5y GT-r cant beat oUr Zr1/ACr HAHALOLZOMGBBQ"

WAITTAMMINUTE!

Isn't the GT-R a damn base model? WTF. The high-performance version ain't coming till 2010,so stop bitching about your ACR/ZR1/BBQ roast pork. There is a HUGE horsepower difference between the cars we are comparing! Oh,I don't know,maybe a frigging 200?!
Another thing. ACR Viper is NOT made for daily use,no matter what you say. It has the practicality of a wooden canoe and the ride comfort of an ape on crack. It's a track day car,for goodness sake. The ZR1,like I told you,is the highest end of the Corvette line,with minimalist interior and CF panels on the whole chassis,and if you want to compare it with a standard GT-R with a full leather interior,heated seats and all luxuries known to man,then you are officially a dumba**.

Now I know by now there will be a whole bunch of haters wanting to rip me off literally. This is how I am feeling,in response to your anger.



Rant has ended. Goodbye.

BINARY MADNESS

Hellos,my dear readers. Today is Binary Day(at least to me,that is.)! And that means...
BINARY BLOGGING! Woo Hoo! Translate my binary entry and you'll get a cookie! Or a night with...yourself. You choose. Alright! Commencing binary entry.
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Hahas. Remember,you win a cookie if you decode it,or you could take an alternative prize,that is spending a night in bed with,uh,...er,yourself.

E-ya later!

Quote of the day
"WO MEN SHOU GOU LE. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
-adapted from a political debate.

The Blog Revival

Fresh new blog. Fresh start. Otacon is the name. Metal Gear Rex is the game.

Saturday

Yay! I just received a copy of Midnight Club L.A. Remix for my PSP,courtesy of Yaim Chong! It's a very good game and I absolutely enjoyed every second with it. Heck,I'm nearly done with it. So sad...Anyways,last Saturday I went to Yammy's house for fun,joy and laughter. We watched Matsumoto's birthday video( NOW OPPAPI!). Funny as yam ice-cream. Then we had a sudden comic fever. Yammy wanted me to stuff a portion of his Pokemon comic collection into my small bag. Absolutely heavy. But anyways,a million thanks for the comics. So we went to the PC show. We saw a fantastic looking gaming PC by Acer,the Acer Aspire Predator. Very brutish exterior,modern-like too. Let's see the full specs.


Intel Core 2 Quad Q9300 (up to Intel Core 2 Extreme QX9650)
Windows Vista Home Premium 64-bit SP1 (32-bit option available)
2x 2GB DDR2-800MHz memory (up to 8GB of DDR2-1,066MHz memory available)
2x 640GB hard drives (up to four Western Digital Raptor 150GB hard drives in RAID 0, 1, 10 or 5)
BD DVD and DVD-RW
(MSI) Acer branded nForce 780i SLI motherboard
2x GeForce 9600 GT 512MB graphics cards in SLI
Asetek CPU watercooling
Logitech G11 keyboard and G5 mouse
Delta 750W PSU

HOLY MOTHERCAT! That's epic in computer terms! We saw the graphics and man were they incredible. Too bad the pricing was way over our budget,costing a tad lower than SGD$4k. So we went to the other vendors,looking for good deals on Micro SDs,Memory Sticks and games. Then we dropped by the Apple vendor. We saw a unique application for the Mac OS X that allows us to play music using real instruments,but the what really stands out is that the music is recorded directly into the PC and can be adjusted or manipulated in any way possible. Yammy and I took turns to play the piano and electric guitar for fun. Then we saw a huge iPhone.Rofl. We went to Mac for lunch. Yammy,the daring one,sneaked in cheese fries courtesy of KFC. LOLWUT. He wasn't feeling very inconspicuous,despite the fact he was hiding behind a huge wooden slab of wall. Then we went to Times,only to read Chinglish. LOL. A perfect example:" To take notice of safe: The slippery are very crafty." What in all things existant is that supposed to mean? Well,if translated properly,it should have read :"Be careful,slippery slopes."

We went home after that.


THE END

Like all holidays,I woke up at 9 AM today and spammed my PSP's GTA VCS and GTA LCS till 12.30 PM. Not very fun because I finished both game before. I had the sudden urge of owning a DS Lite and playing Pokemon. I don't know,but I think I am experiencing what is referred to by doctors as, INFLUENCE,because I kept watching Pokemon battles between Kevin and Nicholas,Cheng Yu, so on and so forth. AAIIEE!!!! I can't take it anymore... I need a DS Lite and Pokemon. I am even seeing Pokeballs flying around....

Meh.

Anyways,did my Friday prayers and went back to my grandparents' place. Yet again,I spammed my PSP AND my aunt's laptop. Watched 3 videos on Pokemon Platinum, Wikipedia'ed it as well as the DS Lite. Then at approximately 3.10pm.I took a nap. I had a vision in my sleep. To own a yellow Suzuki Swift Sport with Pokemon livery,and Pikachu's face on the front fascia...WTF?! I woke up,shocked,and had the urge to play Pokemon. Eh. I was going nuts. Spammed my PSP once more till 8 PM before going home. Right now,here in my bedroom,I am righting this post.

I see dead pixels. Just kidding. I want to sleep. The trouble is,how do you sleep when you know that when every second passes,a DS is bought by some lucky bastard,and that when a single DS is bought,one is gone from the production line,and if Nintendo had a catastrophe in the factory,the DS production line will be stopped,and when it is stopped,I won't be able to buy the damn thing because the stock isn't in. Sad,isn't it? I could almost picture it now. A certain DS is out there,crying and just waiting for me to grab and own it. I feel a tear in my eye. DS,where fore art thou?

I don't usually write about school life here,but this is an exception. Just when you thought today was just a normal day...

During English class today,Cheng Yu got into a heated argument with Loh Zhen. Apparently Loh Zhen had drawn the line of Cheng Yu's patience by messing up his table. After all,he had been VERY patient as this is Loh Zhen's 10th time doing something similar. Cheng Yu was pissed off and threw her books(surprise,surprise) out the window. They were shouting and arguing like those chumps in the stock exchange room. Ms Raj interverned and tried to cool everything down,but to no avail. She did,however,manage to get Cheng Yu to retrieve the fallen books,with Khaliesah as an "escort".

After going back up to class with the books,Loh Zhen rudely snatched the books from him. Looking nothing like his usual self,Cheng Yu threw them on the floor and shouted at her in the face. That was when Ms Raj shouted "Oh my God!". The class giggled for a very short while before the situation got tense again. Khaliesah,being the nutty one,recorded everything. Just as Cheng Yu and Loh Zhen fought near the innocent dust bin,Aiman told someone jokingly to "take video". This caused Cheng Yu to get increasingly mad and choked Aiman. That was when Khaliesah shouted and pleaded him to stop. Aiman had a pissed face on him. He shoved Cheng Yu till he released the 15 second choke. That was before Cheng Yu literally carried Aiman to a nearby table. Aiman was extremely furious and proceeded to punching and kicking him. They exchanged shoves,kicks,punches etc. That was when both were calmed down. The teacher told each of them to apologise to each other. Cheng Yu was mad and thought that the whole class was against him,so he carelessly threw a chair back to the teacher's desk without looking. And it missed our report books by inches. Talk about expert aiming!

Further arguments were ensued,but the class got bolder and told both Cheng Yu and Loh Zhen off. All the involved parties were told to apologise to each other. Then the class resumed as normal,but I'm still skeptical that that's ever going to happen for the next few days.



Quote of the day:
"I have not failed. I have only just discovered 10 000 ways that do not work."
-Anonymous

Two weeks ago,on Tuesday,Mr Chia Yaim Chong contacted me and informed me about an upcoming stayover at a fancy apartment in Newton. He said there would be a PS3,X360,2 laptops and three televisions there. Of course,the gaming consoles would be provided by the host and host's friend,a certain bloke named Ka Wai. I accepted his offer without any questions,so as not to offend him.

*Questions I wanted to ask him*
Who are you?
Are you from social services?
What is your purpose on Earth?
Is this a PS3 vs X360 debate disguised as an innocent sleepover? If so,who are you?

Anyway,on Sunday,at approximately 2.37pm,I arrived at the apartment,Orchard Scotts. I was greeted by my old chap,Yammy. We went shooting(hoops,not people),and played at the playground. After a sweaty half hour,we retreated back to our suite. A penthouse suite,to be exact. Two floors,three bedrooms,ten boys....(DISCLAIMER:Don't think sick!) I played Test Drive with Dwayne before having a one-on-one battle with Ka Wai. We were playing CoD4. After that,I wrote some viruses before sending them to my all-time enemy who was having a cuppa at Starbucks. Virus manipulated itself and crashed his laptop. Apparently it also Bluetoothed to the cash register and he was forced to pay $6000 worth or expresso and hot cocoa.

A few hours later,we went to Newton Hawker Centre for dinner. The group and I saw a Nissan GT-R,BMW Z3 and a Lambo Gallardo Superleggera. Pictures have been uploaded. Before heading for home,the rain fell in torrents,so we were forced to do a 500m dash from the centre to the apartment? Did I mention the side gate was slightly flooded? We reached the suite,played CoD4 and TDU before heading for the pool. Note that the rain had stopped already. We went for a dip in the pool before heading for the jacuzzi. That was not all! We dashed for the hot tub. All of us. Yup. All ten of us. I swear I felt warm bubbles rise from the side,and they weren't from the machine...

We went back to the suite. Actually,it was only,Ka Wai,Dwayne,Ryan and I. Yammy and his colleagues were left behind to climb 15 flight of stairs. So two of Yammy's RI friends went home after that,leaving the eight of us grown up men. We played a friendly game of "Shove-the-dude-into-the-storeroom". In the process of having fun playing that,we damaged the door. I'll send my condolences to Yaim Chong,the late but great friend. So we watched a wrestling match. I went to the bath tub for a nice bath when Ryan opened the door. He saw my *CENSORED TO KEEP THE U.S GOVERNMENT HAPPY* and blurted it out to everyone. Oh well,there goes my self dignity. We went to Newton MRT to buy food at 7-Eleven but realised that it was closed... So I thought up a brainstorm and suggested we take the MRT all the way to Orchard for BK. Nearly everybody didn't want to guy but I persuaded them and explained that they could die in hunger,surviving on each other's fingers and intestines. We rode all the way there,got our dinner,and went back. Dwayne and I recreated a certain Top Gear scene on the way.We had a good laugh. We reached home and watched Saw III. Cool but gory. Ryan was afraid he would get jellybean nightmares. Lights off at 11pm,and I slept in the same room as Ka Wai. . Woke up the next morning to find myself topless. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan said I removed it while I was sleeping,because he did not want to think that either Ka Wai or I was *CENSORED TO KEEP THE U.S GOVERNMENT HAPPY*. So we woke up and had breakfast. I was left in the apartment alone without my knowledge. I ran down to find out that the breakfast room was on the SAME FLOOR as the apartment suite I slept in. I had toast and cereal,with a nice cup of tea together with my pals. We went back to the penthouse,took a shower and played more CoD4,NBA Y2k9 and TDU. I played Warhawk with Ka Wai before everybody checked out of the apartment at about 5.15pm. Dwayne hung his wet clothes at the terrace the day before but it was still wet when he collected it. What he DIDN'T know was that there was BOTH a washing machine and dryer in the kitchen. Cheers,Dwayne.

We went to BK for dinner,with Dwayne pissed off because no one wanted to follow him to Taka. Surprisingly,Dwayne was happy after his $30 meal. We went home contented. Ka Wai took a different mode of transport home. Now I am going to sleep as it is 12.46AM on Tuesday.

E-ya later!





Quote of the day:
"The leader is always the first to be blamed."
-Some wiseguy who got lost with his friends in a mama shop.