Two weeks ago,on Tuesday,Mr Chia Yaim Chong contacted me and informed me about an upcoming stayover at a fancy apartment in Newton. He said there would be a PS3,X360,2 laptops and three televisions there. Of course,the gaming consoles would be provided by the host and host's friend,a certain bloke named Ka Wai. I accepted his offer without any questions,so as not to offend him.

*Questions I wanted to ask him*
Who are you?
Are you from social services?
What is your purpose on Earth?
Is this a PS3 vs X360 debate disguised as an innocent sleepover? If so,who are you?

Anyway,on Sunday,at approximately 2.37pm,I arrived at the apartment,Orchard Scotts. I was greeted by my old chap,Yammy. We went shooting(hoops,not people),and played at the playground. After a sweaty half hour,we retreated back to our suite. A penthouse suite,to be exact. Two floors,three bedrooms,ten boys....(DISCLAIMER:Don't think sick!) I played Test Drive with Dwayne before having a one-on-one battle with Ka Wai. We were playing CoD4. After that,I wrote some viruses before sending them to my all-time enemy who was having a cuppa at Starbucks. Virus manipulated itself and crashed his laptop. Apparently it also Bluetoothed to the cash register and he was forced to pay $6000 worth or expresso and hot cocoa.

A few hours later,we went to Newton Hawker Centre for dinner. The group and I saw a Nissan GT-R,BMW Z3 and a Lambo Gallardo Superleggera. Pictures have been uploaded. Before heading for home,the rain fell in torrents,so we were forced to do a 500m dash from the centre to the apartment? Did I mention the side gate was slightly flooded? We reached the suite,played CoD4 and TDU before heading for the pool. Note that the rain had stopped already. We went for a dip in the pool before heading for the jacuzzi. That was not all! We dashed for the hot tub. All of us. Yup. All ten of us. I swear I felt warm bubbles rise from the side,and they weren't from the machine...

We went back to the suite. Actually,it was only,Ka Wai,Dwayne,Ryan and I. Yammy and his colleagues were left behind to climb 15 flight of stairs. So two of Yammy's RI friends went home after that,leaving the eight of us grown up men. We played a friendly game of "Shove-the-dude-into-the-storeroom". In the process of having fun playing that,we damaged the door. I'll send my condolences to Yaim Chong,the late but great friend. So we watched a wrestling match. I went to the bath tub for a nice bath when Ryan opened the door. He saw my *CENSORED TO KEEP THE U.S GOVERNMENT HAPPY* and blurted it out to everyone. Oh well,there goes my self dignity. We went to Newton MRT to buy food at 7-Eleven but realised that it was closed... So I thought up a brainstorm and suggested we take the MRT all the way to Orchard for BK. Nearly everybody didn't want to guy but I persuaded them and explained that they could die in hunger,surviving on each other's fingers and intestines. We rode all the way there,got our dinner,and went back. Dwayne and I recreated a certain Top Gear scene on the way.We had a good laugh. We reached home and watched Saw III. Cool but gory. Ryan was afraid he would get jellybean nightmares. Lights off at 11pm,and I slept in the same room as Ka Wai. . Woke up the next morning to find myself topless. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan said I removed it while I was sleeping,because he did not want to think that either Ka Wai or I was *CENSORED TO KEEP THE U.S GOVERNMENT HAPPY*. So we woke up and had breakfast. I was left in the apartment alone without my knowledge. I ran down to find out that the breakfast room was on the SAME FLOOR as the apartment suite I slept in. I had toast and cereal,with a nice cup of tea together with my pals. We went back to the penthouse,took a shower and played more CoD4,NBA Y2k9 and TDU. I played Warhawk with Ka Wai before everybody checked out of the apartment at about 5.15pm. Dwayne hung his wet clothes at the terrace the day before but it was still wet when he collected it. What he DIDN'T know was that there was BOTH a washing machine and dryer in the kitchen. Cheers,Dwayne.

We went to BK for dinner,with Dwayne pissed off because no one wanted to follow him to Taka. Surprisingly,Dwayne was happy after his $30 meal. We went home contented. Ka Wai took a different mode of transport home. Now I am going to sleep as it is 12.46AM on Tuesday.

E-ya later!





Quote of the day:
"The leader is always the first to be blamed."
-Some wiseguy who got lost with his friends in a mama shop.