Wednesday, July 15, 2009

I Is Sick Of Ur Idiocy: Rants of a Geek

I'm sick of retarded people on YouTube who act like they're big s***,claiming they know every single damn thing about cars. Especially those V8 muscle birdbrains. So what if they're powerful? There is a saying,"Power is nothing without control",which is completely true,but alas,these muscletards are oblivious to it. They only care about quarter mile timings,yet change the subject when we talk about CIRCUIT/TRACK timings. Gayness much? I think so.

And then there is the lowest of the low V8 fanboys. Disregarding all V8s except for the top-of-the-line models. They always say : "YoUr Pus5y GT-r cant beat oUr Zr1/ACr HAHALOLZOMGBBQ"

WAITTAMMINUTE!

Isn't the GT-R a damn base model? WTF. The high-performance version ain't coming till 2010,so stop bitching about your ACR/ZR1/BBQ roast pork. There is a HUGE horsepower difference between the cars we are comparing! Oh,I don't know,maybe a frigging 200?!
Another thing. ACR Viper is NOT made for daily use,no matter what you say. It has the practicality of a wooden canoe and the ride comfort of an ape on crack. It's a track day car,for goodness sake. The ZR1,like I told you,is the highest end of the Corvette line,with minimalist interior and CF panels on the whole chassis,and if you want to compare it with a standard GT-R with a full leather interior,heated seats and all luxuries known to man,then you are officially a dumba**.

Now I know by now there will be a whole bunch of haters wanting to rip me off literally. This is how I am feeling,in response to your anger.



Rant has ended. Goodbye.

BINARY MADNESS

Hellos,my dear readers. Today is Binary Day(at least to me,that is.)! And that means...
BINARY BLOGGING! Woo Hoo! Translate my binary entry and you'll get a cookie! Or a night with...yourself. You choose. Alright! Commencing binary entry.
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Hahas. Remember,you win a cookie if you decode it,or you could take an alternative prize,that is spending a night in bed with,uh,...er,yourself.

E-ya later!

Quote of the day
"WO MEN SHOU GOU LE. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
-adapted from a political debate.