Wednesday, July 15, 2009

I Is Sick Of Ur Idiocy: Rants of a Geek

I'm sick of retarded people on YouTube who act like they're big s***,claiming they know every single damn thing about cars. Especially those V8 muscle birdbrains. So what if they're powerful? There is a saying,"Power is nothing without control",which is completely true,but alas,these muscletards are oblivious to it. They only care about quarter mile timings,yet change the subject when we talk about CIRCUIT/TRACK timings. Gayness much? I think so.

And then there is the lowest of the low V8 fanboys. Disregarding all V8s except for the top-of-the-line models. They always say : "YoUr Pus5y GT-r cant beat oUr Zr1/ACr HAHALOLZOMGBBQ"

WAITTAMMINUTE!

Isn't the GT-R a damn base model? WTF. The high-performance version ain't coming till 2010,so stop bitching about your ACR/ZR1/BBQ roast pork. There is a HUGE horsepower difference between the cars we are comparing! Oh,I don't know,maybe a frigging 200?!
Another thing. ACR Viper is NOT made for daily use,no matter what you say. It has the practicality of a wooden canoe and the ride comfort of an ape on crack. It's a track day car,for goodness sake. The ZR1,like I told you,is the highest end of the Corvette line,with minimalist interior and CF panels on the whole chassis,and if you want to compare it with a standard GT-R with a full leather interior,heated seats and all luxuries known to man,then you are officially a dumba**.

Now I know by now there will be a whole bunch of haters wanting to rip me off literally. This is how I am feeling,in response to your anger.



Rant has ended. Goodbye.